~*what happens in VeGaS*~
  1. Attend a Chippendales show
  2. Scream "wooo" the entire Chippendales show
  3. Ride in a stretch limo and sip* champagne
  4. Drink more frozen alcoholic drinks than my entire life before Vegas (BV) combined
  5. Drink a bright blue beverage named "Adios Mothafucka"
  6. Wear impractical heels
  7. Roll up to the ~clubs~ with a squad of 10 girls wobbling in impractical heels
  8. Take off impractical heels and limp back to the hotel at 3:30am