WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE GLUTEN FREE BECAUSE CELIAC DISEASE

Having Celiac Disease is so hot right now
  1. No I'm not doing it to be trendy
  2. Yes I miss bagels (and mozzarella sticks, and soft pretzels)
  3. No I don't ever cheat
  4. Yes it's gotten easier over the past 8 years
  5. No it's not healthier (gluten free pasta, anyone?)
  6. Yes it makes me ill
  7. No you don't want to hear about what it does to me in the bathroom...