EIGHT REASONS I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH JOHN MULANEY

His snark and facial expressions are ever-so endearing.
  1. 1.
    His dog, Petunia.
    Love when he does Petunia's French accent in The Comeback Kid.
  2. 2.
    His ideas on word choice.
    But really.
  3. 3.
    His co-creation of famed New York City correspondent, Stefon.
    We have him to thank for Bill Hader breaking so often on SNL. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
  4. 4.
    His accurate response to cancelled plans.
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  5. 5.
    His explanation of being Irish.
    Too true.
  6. 6.
    His apologetic nature.
    Another thing we have in common.
  7. 7.
    His take on Law & Order: SVU.
    I recently saw the episode he talks about with Ice-T. I was just waiting for him to keep going ("You mean like playing too many scratchy lotteries...?")
  8. 8.
    His #RealTalk about Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
    "You seein' this shit?! Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch!"