Skippy's Secret Life
Skippy is the dog I abandoned and my sister adopted
- •Wakes up at 4:00 AMHair matted, really needs to take a wiz, YOLO: beds too fucking warm
- •8:00 AMI wish I was a cat
- •8:05No a dolphin
- •8:10Fuck it- I wish I was god damn Giraffe. They's purty.
- •9:30I should lose some weight before I'm mistaken for a little smokey
- •10:00 AM- 7:30 PMNap, dig in the trash, nap, spread said trash out, nap, shred said trash.
- •7:30-8:30Contemplate the big questions of life: "where's the warm laundry?"
- •BedtimeWhose my real daddy?