Skippy is the dog I abandoned and my sister adopted
  1. Wakes up at 4:00 AM
    Hair matted, really needs to take a wiz, YOLO: beds too fucking warm
  2. 8:00 AM
    I wish I was a cat
  3. 8:05
    No a dolphin
  4. 8:10
    Fuck it- I wish I was god damn Giraffe. They's purty.
  5. 9:30
    I should lose some weight before I'm mistaken for a little smokey
  6. 10:00 AM- 7:30 PM
    Nap, dig in the trash, nap, spread said trash out, nap, shred said trash.
  7. 7:30-8:30
    Contemplate the big questions of life: "where's the warm laundry?"
  8. Bedtime
    Whose my real daddy?