Don't even.
  1. Not taking the most efficient route to a location.
    Don't you dare backseat drive me, but I obviously know where I'm going. 🙄
  2. Splitting a shared dish unevenly.
    I'm all about fairness- to a fault. But don't even think you getting 2/3 of my chocolate layer cake is going to go well for you.
  3. Not using your turn signal.
    It's so easy. Do it.
  4. Cutting me in line at Starbucks.
    Especially if you're a total jerk to the barista! Or on your phone.
  5. Hearing parents make loud judgements about other parenting styles.
    Come on you guys- this is hard enough as it is. Get outta here with that negativity!