STUFF I SAY TO MY DOG

  1. I love you
  2. Do you love me?
  3. Blink once if you love me
    *doesn't blink*
  4. Don't blink if you love me
    *blinks*
  5. Why don't you love me?
  6. What are you thinking?
  7. How are you always sleeping?
  8. Are you a cat wearing a dog costume?
  9. HOW ARE YOU REAL?
  10. Yo put some clothes on
  11. Do you want a brother?
  12. Do you want a sister?
  13. Say something
  14. I know you can talk
  15. Get a job
  16. Where did you come from?
  17. You're the best
  18. I love you