1. When I need a good fuck yeah!
  2. When I need a good fuck you!
  3. When I need confirmation that Taylor Swift might benefit from a few meetings at SLAA.
  4. To remind myself that I'm delighted I'm in my 40s.
  5. To mourn my youth.
  6. When I need to shake it off, shake it off.
  7. Because fuck, how could you not after what she did with Apple.
  8. I can't fucking figure out Apple Music.
  9. Because why the hell not?
  10. It's the only album I've actually paid for in 10 years. 😔