10 Reasons Why I Listen to Taylor Swift

  1. 1.
    When I need a good fuck yeah!
  2. 2.
    When I need a good fuck you!
  3. 3.
    When I need confirmation that Taylor Swift might benefit from a few meetings at SLAA.
  4. 4.
    To remind myself that I'm delighted I'm in my 40s.
  5. 5.
    To mourn my youth.
  6. 6.
    When I need to shake it off, shake it off.
  7. 7.
    Because fuck, how could you not after what she did with Apple.
  8. 8.
    I can't fucking figure out Apple Music.
  9. 9.
    Because why the hell not?
  10. 10.
    It's the only album I've actually paid for in 10 years. 😔