1. Flying
  2. Swimming in the ocean (Jaws)
  3. An oven or grill will explode in my face
  4. Killer bees
  5. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of people
  6. Throwing up while talking to someone
  7. Sitting at my desk is really going to kill me
  8. Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers will kill me in the woods or my cellar
  9. That I'll eventually take up that urge to swing the steering wheel and careen the car off the highway
  10. That I'll die alone. But like alone alone.
  11. Cancer (not so sure this is irrational)