1. You do not think Arrested Development is funny.
  2. You are a Disney enthusiast
  3. You regularly shop at Wal-mart
  4. You have a Pinterest board devoted to children's party ideas
  5. You think bowling is a fun activity
  6. You are an adult participant in martial arts classes
  7. You are a picky eater
  8. You use hashtags to gain followers
  9. You know what level your child reads at and share that information with others