Best Advice I’ve Ever Received

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  1. You have to keep in mind that your happiness is the most important thing. Just ask "does this make you happy at the end of the day?" - my grandma
  2. "A relationship is like a cupcake. All the icing and sprinkles are sex. You need to wipe that off and think about the cake. See if the cake has holes. " - my grandfather
  3. "When I was your age I had to have the right cigarettes. The right coffee and the right whiskey. I quit cigarettes but I still have to have the right coffee and whiskey" -- a stranger in the elevator telling me about non-negotiables.