Broadway shows ranked by the women's bathroom at intermission

  1. 1. Natasha & Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812
    The bathroom attendant was mad efficient and there were at least 15 stalls - a Broadway dream come true
  2. 2. Beautiful
    The Stephen Sondheim Theatre is new and the bathroom is huge, A+
  3. 3. Hamilton
    The line only went into the lobby, which isn't too bad all things considered
  4. 4. Aladdin
    It wasn't the New Amsterdam Theatre's fault, there were just a ton of children and tourists
  5. 5. Matilda
    People started leaving for the lobby before Act I had even ended ugh
  6. 6. A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder
    I didn't have to go too far... since the end of the line for the bathroom was in the aisle right next to my seat
  7. 7. Sunday in the Park with George
    *Two* stalls for an entire theatre?! Luckily I didn't try my luck and just hung around in my seat and read the playbill
  8. 8. Wicked
    I was still in line when the entr'acte started up so I said fuck it and used the men's room
  9. 9. American Idiot
    I did not know it was a one-act show and did not prepare