Jobs I am probably qualified for if Betsy DeVos can be Secretary of Education

  1. International popstar
    Qualification: I was a show choir soloist in middle school
  2. Football player
    Qualification: I watched the Super Bowl this weekend
  3. Astronaut
    Qualification: I got a B in high school physics
  4. Architect
    Qualification: Owned Legos
  5. Airplane Pilot
    Qualification: United Airlines frequent flyer
  6. Chef
    Qualification: I Instagram a lot of pics of my food
  7. Sommelier
    Qualification: Wino
  8. Secretary of Education
    Qualification: I'm going on my 18th year of public education - 18 more years than DeVos