THINGS I DO WHILE WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO SHOW UP AT A RESTAURANT

  1. Order a drink at the bar
  2. Try to sip drink slowly
  3. Text everyone I know
  4. Check instagram repeatedly
  5. Check emails repeatedly
  6. Ask the other person if they're almost here
  7. Worry they'll give my table way
  8. Look up every time door opens
  9. Make lists :)