Things I Would Like to Eat in 1 Sitting

And truly think I could
  1. 50 chicken McNuggets (specifically of the MacD's variety)
  2. 3 boxes of Mac and cheese
  3. 3 bags of cape cod potato chips
  4. Large mushroom za
  5. 2 Extra large kale Caesar salad w perfect chicken from Sweetgreen
  6. 2 bowls Caccio e Pepe direct from Italy
  7. Filet mignon w side of baby potatoes, soft carrots, various other root vegetables including turnips, creamed spinach
  8. 3 wheels Brie cheese
    President brand preferred. Save the actual good stuff for moderate consumption