Things I Did Yesterday
- 1.Discussed details of Trip to France with our banker friend.Banker friend is meeting us in Beaune! Traveling with us through Lyon, Vienne, and Avignon.
- 2.Ate a ham sandwich and Cheetos.
- 3.Researched Trip to France by reading Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert tweets.
- 4.Discovered li.st!
- 5.Shared li.st with a teacher friend.
- 6.Assuaged teacher friend's anxiety about a racy discussion at our end of the year teacher friends' party.We all basically agreed that it is more appealing to fuck an ugly weirdo mean but honest guy rather than a good looking not weird dishonest guy.
- 7.Retrieved car from party locale.Party was 2 nights previous. 7 teacher friends, 11 bottles of wine, 1 pitcher if Crotch Grabbers (renamed The Duchess).
- 8.Bought a watermelon.
- 9.Cut up watermelon while watching Real Housewives of DallasThis is the worst iteration of the franchise, but I still watch it.
- 10.Brought watermelon to neighbor friends' for a BBQ.
- 11.Watched GOTWhat the fuck! They couldn't have shown Khaleesi finding the damn dragon - soothing the damn dragon - any lead up to the dragon at all??????? Damn.