Things I Did Yesterday
- •Discussed details of Trip to France with our banker friend.Banker friend is meeting us in Beaune! Traveling with us through Lyon, Vienne, and Avignon.
- •Ate a ham sandwich and Cheetos.
- •Researched Trip to France by reading Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert tweets.
- •Discovered li.st!
- •Shared li.st with a teacher friend.
- •Assuaged teacher friend's anxiety about a racy discussion at our end of the year teacher friends' party.We all basically agreed that it is more appealing to fuck an ugly weirdo mean but honest guy rather than a good looking not weird dishonest guy.
- •Retrieved car from party locale.Party was 2 nights previous. 7 teacher friends, 11 bottles of wine, 1 pitcher if Crotch Grabbers (renamed The Duchess).
- •Bought a watermelon.
- •Cut up watermelon while watching Real Housewives of DallasThis is the worst iteration of the franchise, but I still watch it.
- •Brought watermelon to neighbor friends' for a BBQ.
- •Watched GOTWhat the fuck! They couldn't have shown Khaleesi finding the damn dragon - soothing the damn dragon - any lead up to the dragon at all??????? Damn.