1. When I realized I was responsible for children (like I'm an adult)
    Static
  2. When I figured out that I could say anything and kids would believe it
    Static
  3. When I did the math only to discover I was ten years older than everyone else in the room
    Static
  4. When my first response to snow days was the same as my students
    Static
  5. When I thought to myself that I would take a bullet for any of my kids, no matter how annoying they can be
    Static