1. There was only one table at Subway left and we both sat down at it at the same time
  2. We awkwardly kept saying that we would find somewhere else to sit even though there was nowhere else
  3. People took pictures of us and said we were dating
  4. We were both too awkward to deny it
    And we kept running into each other at random places
  5. And then one day someone asked if they could marry us and we were too nice/awkward to say no so we ended up getting married
  6. And then I woke up very confused