LEVELS OF DRUNK

  1. You can't even tell
  2. Whoa, look who is actually good at conversations.
  3. Hungry
  4. Glaring at everything but really just trying to stay focused.
  5. Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead?
  6. Fuck that lets party!!!
  7. I love everyone!
  8. I hate everyone.
  9. Hungry.
  10. Hungry and starting to get pissed.
  11. Stuffing my face and happy
  12. Still stuffing my face, happy and misguidedly internet shopping.
  13. Taking an hour to pick out a movie.
  14. Movie starting aaaaaaand I'm done.