MOST EMBARRASSING TIMES I FELL DOWN IN PUBLIC

  1. In a puddle of water in the middle of a crowded taqueria on a first date
    Resulted in the splits and no second date
  2. Over a kindergartner at school while teaching
    Landed on at least three others
  3. In a church in Germany while performing with my college choir
    Ich bin gefallen und ich kann nicht aufstehen!
  4. Down the steps at a hotel at the beach
    Wipe out
  5. In a parking garage after having too much champagne
    Resulted in dental work and no second date