IF THE LAST SUPPER WERE ANYTHING LIKE GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS IN THE PRESENT DAY

I went to a Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday with a large crowd. This list is the result
  1. None of the apostles call ahead to make a reservation
    NBD there are only THIRTEEN OF US
  2. Philip is gluten free & paleo
    He makes sure everyone is aware
  3. Peter orders apps for the whole table, doesn't consult anyone
    Nobody wants the sampler platter, Peter
  4. When the bill comes, all hell breaks loose
    Excuse me waiter, can we split this 13 ways?? Thanks!
  5. Someone contests how much they owe
    "I didn't eat any of the bread, so technically I only owe..."
  6. Jesus ends up picking up the tab
    ...and charges it to his dad's credit card