This is definitely already a thing. List inspired by a conversation I just had with a coworker regarding the pronunciation of 'Arial'
  1. Bauhaus 93
  2. Syntax
  3. Neutraface
  4. Soupbone
  5. Wyld
  6. Just some webdings
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    Any of these would do, but I recommend floating guy with shadow.
  7. Comic Sans
    Shitty UCB alternative
    Suggested by @videodrew
  8. Emoji
    Cute karaoke bar
    Suggested by @videodrew
  9. Gotham
    Midtowny
    Suggested by @videodrew