OLD PERSON THINGS I'VE DONE IN THE LAST MONTH

33 and climbing
  1. Asked a younger friend what the deal is with the new alien box emoji that seemed to be all the rage.
  2. Drank half a beer and put the rest in the fridge for later
  3. Received either a scam or errant tinder text and was so amused and curious I immediately posted to social media.
  4. Read self-helpish mom books and nodded sagely and slowly at the chapters on how we all need to stop fighting and start being honest with each other.
  5. Got into a tiff with my husband over throw pillow covers.