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Why I'll never truly follow my passions...
- •Big SisterI'd basically like to live out the plot of Role Models.
- •Pro SurferSo I can Blue Crush the crap out of the surfboard in my garage from high school thats seen more dust bunnies than salt water.
- •TV and/or Food CriticHow the eff do people get these jobs? I have 29 years of experience in both subjects. You'd think that counts for something.