Careers I'd Pursue If Money Wasn't An Option

Why I'll never truly follow my passions...
  1. Big Sister
    I'd basically like to live out the plot of Role Models.
  2. Pro Surfer
    So I can Blue Crush the crap out of the surfboard in my garage from high school thats seen more dust bunnies than salt water.
  3. TV and/or Food Critic
    How the eff do people get these jobs? I have 29 years of experience in both subjects. You'd think that counts for something.
  4. Pro golfer
    Because it's not enough to feel frustrated as hell in my leisure time, I need to make it my livelihood.
  5. President.
    Psych. I'd be down for secret service though.