1. Oh wow! Does that hurt?
    The answer is almost always NO!
  2. Oh cool! Does that treat X condition?
    The answer is almost always YES!
  3. Awesome! My friend/sister/coworker goes to an Acupunturist but I've never tried it.
  4. I could NEVER do that! I'm terrified of needles!
    (This is usually where I show them a needle and then they say, "Oh that's IT??! It's so tiny!")
  5. Can you do acupuncture on yourself?
    Yeah, but it's not ideal