SCREENSHOTS I HAVE ON MY PHONE, EXPLAINED

  1. Because my very professional, put together voice & text professor used the word "gurl" in a caption
  2. A combination of pop class, a typo, and half an hour spent on photoshop
    Tuna Turner by Malindi Aiyenga
  3. Butts by the lake. I have great friends who like disposable cameras.
  4. Does that really need more explanation? I'm already drooling.
  5. Because someone who is good at typography wrote out my life goal