My Roommate Horror Story 😱

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. For starters I like to call my spouse my permanent roommate because obvi we are stuck together for life
  2. I am also convinced that men and women are not made to live together without sex
  3. Yet even sex does not stop the feeling of hatred when he does THE MOST ANNOYING THING OF ALL TIME
  4. ....
  5. HE DOES NOT PUT A FRESH ROLL OF TP ON THE DISPENSER!!!
    Seriously why would you do this to a person?!
  6. Should I consider this grounds for divorce?!