HOW I WILL MEET MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND
- •The PoolHe will be showing off with backflips into the pool and somehow he will knock himself out. I will use my junior life-guarding skills to save him. He will be so grateful I saved his life and will fall madly in love with me.
- •The Post OfficeWe will both be in line to mail holiday packages. He will have forgotten to bring a pen and will ask to borrow one of the 20 multi-colored Sharpies I brought with me. We will bond over our shared love of stamps and handwritten letter. True love begins.
- •The BookstoreWe will both reach for the last copy of Bad Feminist. He will offer to let me have it, we will decide to share it instead.
- •The Karaoke BarHe will approach me after my stunning rendition of Garth Brooks "I've Got Friends in Low Places". He requests to perform a duet with me and the rest is sweet history.