ROLES I COULD PLAY IN MINDY AND BJ'S WEDDING

  1. Reader
    I am equally at home with scripture and secular selections and would read with enough expression to keep guests' attention but not so much that I make it about me.
  2. Guest Book Attendant
    I will keep the pages turning and the ink flowing, and I won't let anyone sign it who is at the wrong wedding and is supposed to be across the street, which is something that happened at my wedding, No one needs guest book randos!!!!
  3. Limo Driver
    I know how to get places!!! And I will put mints and bottled water in the back like they do in the category of Uber that I take when I'm with my friends who have money.
  4. Officiant
    Fact: People are 45% less likely to cry when their weddings are officiated by complete strangers. I saw this on a list I just wrote.