GOOD THINGS ABOUT BREAK UPS

hahaha oxymoron
  1. U can finally relate to all the fucking sad songs
    Bring it on Ed Sheeran and 2011 drake
  2. You can finally play the field!!!
    And it doesn't have to be a secret!!(: (: give the Starbucks barista ur number ooh ya
  3. nice loss of appetite and weight
    the criet
  4. It's a cool excuse to lay in bed all day and do nothing
  5. One less xmas/bday/vday present to buy
    But also one less to receive,,, try to wait until after ur bday to break up
  6. You can slack on personal grooming
    :/
  7. The rest just kinda sux sorry