hahaha oxymoron
  1. U can finally relate to all the fucking sad songs
    Bring it on Ed Sheeran and 2011 drake
  2. You can finally play the field!!!
    And it doesn't have to be a secret!!(: (: give the Starbucks barista ur number ooh ya
  3. nice loss of appetite and weight
    the criet
  4. It's a cool excuse to lay in bed all day and do nothing
  5. One less xmas/bday/vday present to buy
    But also one less to receive,,, try to wait until after ur bday to break up
  6. You can slack on personal grooming
  7. The rest just kinda sux sorry