WHY MY CAR ROCKS

An attempt at finding the good in a $2500 gray trash can
  1. There's a lot of cool compartments
  2. There's nothing in the trunk that would allow someone to get out if they wanted to
    If I ever felt like capturing someone idk
  3. There's a money sign hanging from my rear view mirror
    It's a metaphor
  4. It's just big enough for certain activities
  5. That's it