10 foods hindering my 10/10 summer bod's debut
A collection of foods that have been interfering with my Beyoncé bod hidden under the layers of my winter warmth
- •KDHad it for the first time in three years last week and I feel as though I've missed out on three years of my life.
- •McD's french friesSalted, golden, crispy. What more could you ask for?
- •Cherry amaretto ice creamIt doesn't matter what brand cuz this poison will hook and reel you regardless
- •Kimchi instant noodlesCurrently consuming a bowl as this list is composed. The perfect lullaby to prevent hangovers after a dangerous and spicy night out.
- •Starbucks frappuccinoFrappy hour just started and I'm rolling out their door every day from 3-5. No, they do not sponsor me in any way.
- •Crunchy CheetosIf you're still feeding on Cheetos puffs you need to reevaluate your life. Come to the dark side- it's crunchy.
- •Tim Hortons iced capsI swear half of my consumed calories in a day are drank rather than chewed.
- •RamenI work at a Japanese ramen restaurant so it's hard to avoid. Just so you know, ramen threatens the livelihood of your arteries.
- •Eggs BennySavoury breakfasts are my go to. Brunch seems to be a trending social activity these days. The creamy hollandaise sauce is heavenly. I order it despite being lactose intolerant... Is hollandaise made from mayo or cream or both or neither?¿
- •BurritosNot that burritos are unhealthy... But it definitely deserved to be included in a list full of good food. Don't forget the guac!