Things I Have Stopped Pretending to Like

  1. Radiohead
    I don't feel compelled to explain this one actually
  2. Wine
    Can I just bring beer?
  3. Riding bikes
    "This is what it must feel like the day after childbirth."
  4. Tapas
    ARE JUST EXPENSIVE SNACKS
  5. Titanic
    Honestly, wanted them both to die.
  6. YA Fiction
    I've tried. I can't. If you can, fine. Just don't make me.
  7. Snowboarding
    We moved to Colorado when I started high school. I tried snowboarding for 3 years. When I realized I was hoping to blow out my knee so I didn't have to do it any more I decided being uncool was better.