HEARD DURING DEAD WEEK

Primarily around the communications department. To be continued...
  1. "Who wants to do some chair races around here?"
    In the swivel chair plantation/giant Mac farm of the ACB 110 lab, during a 3.5 hour class
  2. "If you email me 80 megabytes... I will stab you."
    Prof while deciding whether we should use Dropbox, Google Drive or other for project turn-in, in order to avoid meeting for class next week
  3. "Hellz yeah."
    — (Prof.) Jon Leaver (Ph.D), probably about Bladerunner
  4. "I'm gonna get there. I don't know how, but I'm going to get there! It's going to happen."
    Re: Aren't you worried about this final?
  5. "Oh God! Didn't I JUST—"
    "You can get obsessed with these things!" In reply to research my prof did instead of grading our papers
  6. "You're wonderful! I don't know what you're talking about."
    One of my most patient beloved professors in response to "Thanks for putting up with me all semest—well, year."