REASONS MY DAD WAS A MILLENNIAL AT DINNER 1/2/15

Chronicling how retirement agrees with my dad. I love him. Here's how dinner at my grandma's went tonight.
  1. Before dinner:
    *shows me and my brother the wi-fi networks available* "Which one is the right one?" None of them were.
  2. At dinner:
    *keeps his phone*
  3. Aaaaalmost all the way through dinner:
    Daddy: "Where's the Starbucks on ____ Street and ____ Avenue?" Mommy: "Across from _______ in that shopping center. Who are you meeting up with?" Daddy: "Nadim and Stuart." *he finishes text to old co-workers*
  4. Talking about "Downton Abbey" with my mom and his sisters-in-law:
    *learns about the servants' financial situation* "The struggle is real."