THOUGHTS AT FREE PEOPLE
Is that a blanket scarf or a teepee?
- •What is this
- •What is that
- •If I've finally found something in my size but missing a tag, is it free?Do I get a prize?
- •Okay 30% off of that is...*whips out calculator app*
- •Ugh this store is the magic beans of 17-24 year old womenIt's got all the mystery peasant shirts to prove it too.
- •You sure this is an XS?
- •You sure this is a shirt?
- •Oh this is so soft
- •Omg is this where the reasonably priced stuff is?Wait, am I allowed back here? How long til the mall police show up? What! $49.99 still?
- •Do I look like Magellan in this?How about married to a chef or something? Oh I need backup.
- •@rachweiher needs to text back NOW
- •THANK YOUYou do care about my good 😭
- •Not today, Free People, not today.I brought only a single item into the dressing room. I can finally leave the store now. And yes, it really was an XS.