UNIQUE ANTI-TALENTS

Here are some things I am uniquely bad at!!
  1. Cutting chicken off the bone 🍗
  2. Lighting matches 🔥
  3. Surfing 🏄🏻
  4. Being able to tell the gender of another driver while on the road 😦
  5. Getting thermostats to obey me 🙇🏻
  6. Unlocking things with keys 🔐