QUESTIONS TO NEVER ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND

or even if you dont, dont ask me these questions because i will murder you on the spot
  1. when will you graduate?
    probably never
  2. are you ever going to finish uni?
    maybe one day but what do you care
  3. have you gotten a real job yet?
    if by real you mean one with an office and shit then no
  4. (and if i answer i'm doing freelance) cool! can you help me design this and that but i've got no budget but it's alright because there's something to add to your portfolio right?
    suck my dick bitch
  5. are you dating your boyfriend just because he's white?
    ?? what even does this mean? it's not like he's especially amazing cos he's white? what
  6. has it ever occured to you that maybe he's only with you because you're asian?
    ???
  7. you do know LDRs never work?
    suck my dick bitch