FIRST FEW PURCHASES IF I WON THE LOTTERY

a list that needs no introduction but here i am, typing in the introduction box...
  1. 1.
    buy more tickets!
    and this isn't a cop out like "first wish is ask genie for more wishes" because i'm scientifically already lucky as hell, right? i mean i just won the freaking lottery. leave me alone.
  2. 2.
    buy a lot of rental properties in southern california.
    i'm trying really really hard to never have to work again here, i need something that brings in the income BABY. (i know they bring in the income because stupidly i pay to rent in southern california)
  3. 3.
    hire a crew to shoot a rap video that involves chickfila nugget trays and me throwing copious amounts of cash. don't worry, i'm picking it up.
  4. 4.
    reach out to everybody that's wronged me, meet them for lunch somewhere, stunt super hard then ask them to donate to my charity. they'd look like a horrible person for saying no, so they'll say yes. my charity and my ego win.
    i know this isn't something that can be purchased but there are purchases sprinkled throughout and i really need this one. it's the most important part of me winning the lottery.