REASONS I FUCKIN LOVE OLD PEOPLE

  1. They have lived long lives and don't take shit from anyone. Literally they know they're gonna die soon so they could care less about hurting feelings
  2. BUT they also are still very tender and caring, and give the best advice
  3. Most people don't give them a lot of attention so when you do, you can feel how happy there are to have someone listen to them. And there's so much to listen to!
  4. Sometimes they're delusional which is fun
  5. Hearing them talk about technology is also fun
  6. They have great catch phrases such as "the cat's meow" and "great googly moogly"
  7. They have those hard candies in their pockets.... Always