5 SMALL THINGS THAT GIVE ME GREAT ANXIETY

  1. Waking up in the middle of the night and being unable to remember if I set an alarm
  2. When a stranger walks by me after dusk
    Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me.
  3. Remembering a small embarrassing moment from years ago
    This is the shit that keeps me up at night.
  4. That millisecond between when I drop my phone and when it's about to land on my face
  5. Seeing someone I vaguely know in public
    Do I say hi? Do I smile? Do I ignore them? HELP.