the highlight reel
  1. Military campus. Escaped over fence.
  2. Fell off couch. Blood. Hospital.
  3. He was very short. Crouched.
  4. Random boy on street corner.
  5. Was he German? Maybe Belgian.
  6. Met months ago. Remembered me.
  7. Friend's roommate. Awkward run ins.
  8. BONUS: Australian boy. Pretended I was Australian.
    Yes, this is more than five words. Yes, it's true. One of my friends' favorite stories I tell.