New Daily Routine

I'm neither a healthy nor a morning person. This will be my attempt at both.
  1. 7:30am
    Wake my dead ass up.
  2. 7:30am - 7:45/8:00am
    Get up, drink a glass of water, resist the urge to fall back into the warm embrace of unconsciousness. The usual.
  3. 8:00am - 9:00am
    Work out time. Yoga and Pilates. Resist the urge to fly to L.A. or wherever and murder Mari Winsor (fuck you and your powerhouse, Mari).
  4. 9:00am - 9:30ish am
    A shower so glorious the gods would weep.
  5. 9:30ish am - 10:30am
    Eat, internet, put on face and cry because I'm not pretty like the Instagram girls.
  6. 10:30am - 11:30am
    Commute to work and Pokemon Go. Try to catch them all on the way. Feel like a failure when I just barely miss the egg hatching requirement.
  7. 11:30am
    Stop at Subway to buy lunch. Turkey sandwiches will never get old. Right? RIGHT???
  8. 11:30am - 12:00pm
    Eat lunch, prep for work, complain about being tired already.
  9. 12:00pm - 1:30pm
    Work, work, work
  10. 1:30pm
    Drink some water
  11. 1:30pm - 3:00pm
    Work, work, work
  12. 3:00pm
    Drink. Some. Water.
  13. 3:00pm - 5:30pm
    Work, work, work
  14. 5:30pm
    DRINK SOME WATER, YOU LAZY, DEHYDRATED HO- BAG!
  15. 6:00pm - 6:45pm
    Commute home. Start collecting a Ratatta army so I can have an evolve-a-palooza for that sweet, sweet xp
  16. 6:45pm - 11:00pm
    Collapse. Eat dinner. Watch reruns of House and Ru Paul's Drag Race. Lament that I'll never be that fabulous.
  17. 11:00pm
    Fall into the cool and consuming darkness of sleep, telling myself that it'll be worth it to do this all again tomorrow.