Things I have imagined myself doing to impress guys

  1. Any simple skateboarding trick
  2. Memorizing Bouncing Souls Discography
  3. Becoming a freestyle rapper
  4. Learning the dance from the prom flash mob in She's All That
  5. Developing a signature scent
    "Every time I smell pizza I think of you."
  6. Moisturizing
  7. Flying, but not like on a plane, just with my arms