EXCITING SHORT PERSONAL BIOS

  1. enjoys romantic walks w her dog
  2. bubble-bathed to wu-tang clan once
  3. capable of eating hard shell tacos on highway while still driving reasonably well
  4. ^also a salad
  5. always takes too big a drink of water, spills down body
  6. unable to resist gummy candy
  7. picks up the socks with regularity, about every three days