1. watches fox news
  2. keeps tomatoes in the FRIDGE
  3. pays someone to raise their child
    lol it me
  4. pays someone to clean their house
    tbh i'm just jealous
  5. spends a lot of money on security gate and alarm system to prevent their house from being burglarized but they live on a yellow line road in a very safe area
  6. makes fun of my high-waisted jeans behind my back