THE BENEFITS OF MASTURDATING

(n) going out alone (to a movie, restaurant, store, etc.)
  1. you don't have to talk to anyone for longer than like 30 secs max
  2. you can call it a night whenever you want
    9pm is the new 2am
  3. you don't care how you look
    it's pretty fun to dress as just undercover enough no one would recognize you from a distance but if they do see you your appearance isn't too weird and draws speculation on your mental well-being
  4. you can take some time to self-reflect without listening to someone else do the same
  5. headphones aren't considered rude
  6. you can do things when you want to do them and other people's schedules don't matter
  7. no fake smiling
  8. you can order whatever you want to eat without that side-eye