THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN SONGS THAT SHOULD. NOT. HAPPEN. IN REAL LIFE

just because the beat is dope does not mean you are excused from these acts
  1. House Party - Sam Hunt
    if I tell you I am feeling like a homebody and you decide to throw a house party I will be straight up livid
  2. Back to Sleep - Chris Brown
    if I have had a long day at work and don't even get home until 1am and you expect me to leave my door unlocked that's just absurd. also absurd is you thinking it's okay to wake me up with your ding dong when I have just fallen into a peaceful slumber. rude.