All things terrible and weird.
  1. Go fuck yourself.
  2. Fuck you. You can't have my phone.
  3. Sit down, girl.
  4. Man! She has a flat ass.
  5. (While I was crouching down to talk to a male student...) She's probably giving him a blow job.
  6. You look 19.
  7. (When I asked a 20 year-old TA to show me how to use Snapchat by adding me...) I'm only trying to add people my age because if I add older people then my dad will want to add me.
    For the record, I'm 26.
  8. Your eyebrows are on fleek.
    On fleek = on point.