THINGS THAT STUDENTS HAVE SAID TO OR ABOUT ME

All things terrible and weird.
  1. Go fuck yourself.
  2. Fuck you. You can't have my phone.
  3. Sit down, girl.
  4. Man! She has a flat ass.
  5. (While I was crouching down to talk to a male student...) She's probably giving him a blow job.
  6. You look 19.
  7. (When I asked a 20 year-old TA to show me how to use Snapchat by adding me...) I'm only trying to add people my age because if I add older people then my dad will want to add me.
    For the record, I'm 26.
  8. Your eyebrows are on fleek.
    On fleek = on point.