STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO IN THE EVERGLADES

Because we just went there and it's not romantic.
  1. Wear helmets on bicycles
    How fast are you planning on biking? Are you worried you'll run over a gator like a speed bump and fall into the marsh and hit your head?
  2. Bring children
    Gator food
  3. Get stupidly close to the wildlife
    Idk who this chick is but does she realize how close her athleisure is to a dinosaur
  4. Eat gator afterwards
    Sure, let's spend three hours enjoying your natural habitat and then stop at a 2.5-star yelp reviewed diner on the way home to eat your less fortunate, BBQ'd cousins