STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO IN THE EVERGLADES
Because we just went there and it's not romantic.
- •Wear helmets on bicyclesHow fast are you planning on biking? Are you worried you'll run over a gator like a speed bump and fall into the marsh and hit your head?
- •Bring childrenGator food
- •Get stupidly close to the wildlifeIdk who this chick is but does she realize how close her athleisure is to a dinosaur
- •Eat gator afterwardsSure, let's spend three hours enjoying your natural habitat and then stop at a 2.5-star yelp reviewed diner on the way home to eat your less fortunate, BBQ'd cousins